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December 6, 2002

Wi-Fi Terrorism

Well, I expect the FBI agents to roll up to my house any day now. I just found out that I’ve been participating in terrorist activity, so it’s all over for me. You may ask, “How exactly are you eroding Homeland Security and the freedom of America?” Well, I haven’t been running guns, or safehousing Al Qaeda, or anything like that. No, worse. I’ve been running an unencrypted Wi-Fi network at my house, and the terrorists are going to use it to gain access to the Internet and cripple America’s networks from the inside.

Right.

Anyway, from now on, I’ll be doing my posting from Guantanamo Bay.