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March 20, 2003

Position Is Everything

Big John finally got a domain name for his CSS bug page. positioniseverything.net is now online, showing everyone exactly what happens when good browsers go bad. Especially fun is all the weird stuff in the Internet Explorer gallery that shows you all the different way Microsoft’s latest and greatest can self-destruct.

Time Enought At Last

One advantage to being laid up with a bandaged finger and modern medicine coursing through my veins is that I got some time to do things I don’t normally do. Last night I stared at Dan Rather for hours, of course, as most of America was probably doing, drifting in and out of consciousness and wondering if the man ever sleeps. But I also had a chance to finally watch the Lord of the Rings Special Edition, all three and a half hours of it. Well, not quite all of it. I drifted off towards the end. But, as my wife said, once Gandalf falls down that pit it’s pretty much over anyway.

And I also got to read while I was laid up. Today I finished reading A Year at the Movies, by Tom Servo himself, Kevin Murphy. After Mystery Science Theater 3000 went off the air, he decided to write a book, and he needed a gimmick to pull in the people. So the task he set himself to was to go to the movies every single day for an entire year, and write about the experience. And go to the movies he did. He snuck into Cannes. He saw a movie in the world’s largest igloo. He saw films in a tin hut in the South Pacific. He brought a projector and screened silent movies on a beach in Mexico. And through it all he wrote. He wrote about blockbusters, classics, art films, documentaries, comedies, horror, everything that was out there. 52 chapters in all, one chapter for each week. He fell in love with the simple act of going to the cinema, and his enthusiasm for movie-going is infectious. Even when he’s complaining about the poor quality of in-flight movies you can tell he’s enjoying himself. And at the end of the book, you can’t help but wonder: what did he do on January 1st? How could he stand not seeing a movie for the first time in a year?

So, that’s three thumbs up for A Year at the Movies! (and a solitary wavering thumb for its short-on-content companion site)

Neuter

Best tagline for my site (from japhy.blogspot.com)

The Computer Vet: Promises not to neuter your hard drive.

The Joys of Percocet

I’ve been off the air for a little bit after going under the knife yesterday. Apparently my finger was capable of producing a growth that the doctors had never seen before, so they wanted to cut the thing out before it grew into a second head. And cut they did, going all the way down to the tendon before finding the roots of the thing. And then they stitched me up and gave me a jar of little white pills and told me to keep my arm elevated. Let me tell you—with those pills, my whole body was elevated.